JEOPARDY!

Ever since I was a little kid, I have enjoyed the television game show JEOPARDY! It is a trivia show where you are given the answer, and must then supply the question. Unlike so many other game shows that I would watch, Let’s Make A Deal, The Price Is Right, Maury, this one, hosted by Alex Trebeck, actually requires its …

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Poetic License

Sending this letter out Saturday… New Britain Public Works Department 27 W Main St # 501 New Britain, CT 06051 Dear Sir or Madam: My name is Kenneth Snipps and I need your help. I am a writer and researcher of unexplained phenomenon, and have been doing so for twenty years. But today, while I was talking with my neighbor …

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Super Sunday

I am honored and privileged to have been named, once again, “Official Ice Steward” for this year’s Super Bowl party at the palatial estate of John and Barbara Deavers. That means it is my responsibility to distribute and monitor ice cubes for all the people in attendance. But my duties do not end there. I am also required to track …

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My Friends and Earth’s Population

As remarkable as it sounds, the earth has a population of 7.14 billion people. That’s a lot. And it keeps getting bigger every day. By contrast, I have 183 friends, according to my Facebook this morning. Here is a chart showing the two figures, side by side: My neighbor Mr. Biggs told me this chart proves I am a loser.  …

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The Beatles Curse

The Beatles were one of the most successful musical groups of all time.  Their songs have been a part of popular culture for half a century. While their songs often spoke of love – they used the word six hundred and thirteen (613) times- it is tragedy that has followed the band from the very beginning. I call it: The …

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Area 51: The Musical

In July of 1947, near Roswell, New Mexico, an alien spacecraft crash landed and was immediately snatched up by the U.S. Government. Inside this spacecraft were three (3) alien creatures. The bodies of these aliens and the technology from the craft, have been used to bolster the US defense department, as well as provide American consumers with Wite-Out® and Post-It …

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Missing Bee

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF FORESTVILLE, BRISTOL, NEW BRITAIN AND FARMINGTON… Have you seen this little guy? This is BUZZY. He is a 2-year old yellow jacket bee, with no stinger. He is my friend Toby’s pet. He has a black collar with a bell and has a microchip. He is friendly and responds to his name. We lost him in the …

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Alien Abductions

Anyone who knows me, knows I am a worrier.  I worry about everything.  But the thing I worry about the most, is alien abduction…or leaving the stove on and burning down the house, but for the sake of this article, let’s just stick with alien abduction. I know a bit about the topic because I have been abducted, several times, …

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Happy Nuclear Fun Day!

It was a lovely day to celebrate Nuclear Power and the First annual Nuclear Fun Day, created by me, Kenneth Snipps. Although I requested the assistance of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, they decided they were not interested in organizing the event, so I did it myself. The purpose of Nuclear Fun Day was to give ourselves the time to pause …

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FBI Letter

After learning some startling things recently about our government, I drafted and mailed the following letter. I will keep you posted regarding any response. Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) Attention: FOI/PA Request Record/Information Dissemination Section 170 Marcel Drive Winchester, VA 22602-4843 Dear Sir or Madam: My name is Kenneth Snipps and I need your help. It has come to my …

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