HBO Update

Last night I was invited for dinner at the home of my friend Old Richard and his wife, Jo’randah. They were hoping for an update on the letter I sent to Home Box Office (HBO) asking if season two (2) of Game of Thrones featured any black actors. Sadly there has been no response. But dinner was delicious. We had …

KennyHBO Update

Jousting Weather

Mr. Biggs just sent me this picture he took in his backyard. He told me this is perfect weather for jousting with metal rods at the highest point in town. I’m going to go now and put on my chainmail armor.

KennyJousting Weather

Letter of the Week: Have You Seen My Ointment?

When people are not yelling at me because of something Toby or I did, they usually ask me about my letters. They ask where the ideas come from. Sometimes the inspiration swarms me like locusts. Other times it is something less profound. Such is the case with this letter. I lost my tube of hemorrhoidal anti-itch cream and I needed …

KennyLetter of the Week: Have You Seen My Ointment?

Honky Box Office

Sent this off to HBO this morning… KENNETH SNIPPS PO BOX 9411 FORESTVILLE CT 06011-9411 HBO 1100 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10036 Dear sir or madam, My name is Kenneth Snipps and I need your help. Recently while shopping for toothpaste, I encountered my friend Old Richard. I asked him how he was doing and he said …

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When Duty Calls…

My apologies to anyone disappointed by my absence from the scheduled book reading on Friday night in Bristol. Below is the letter I dispatched with one of my associates. KENNETH SNIPPS PO BOX 9411 FORESTVILLE CT 06011-9411 Bare Bones 156 School Street Bristol, CT 06010 May 17, 2013 Dear Sir or Madam: My name is Kenneth Snipps and I need …

KennyWhen Duty Calls…

Live Book Reading Tonight

The very nice people at Bare Bones in Bristol have permitted me to read a short passage from my upcoming book, SEAT CUSHIONS FLOAT: 50 Helpful Crash Tips, at the Summer Open Mic Series! The event is happening tonight at The American Clock & Watch Museum in Bristol, 100 Maple Street, Bristol, Connecticut 06010 The event begins at 7pm in …

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My business card

Toby and I just finished making my business card! Now we are going to print some out using the dot matrix printer I have out in the shed. Hope it still has ink.

KennyMy business card

How to Kill a Zombie

Here is a rejected short video I produced for NBC last year as a public service message, ahead of the zombie apocalypse predicted by the ancient Mayans.

KennyHow to Kill a Zombie

About the Duck Race…

I apologize to the nice people at the Pequabuck Duck Race, which was held in the village of Forestville this weekend. My friend Toby said it was not his intention to enter an actual duck painted yellow (using a roller and house paint) instead of the toy rubber duck that was expected in the competition. The problem was my neighbor …

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Missing Pet UPDATE!

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