Sending this letter out Saturday…
New Britain Public Works Department
27 W Main St # 501
New Britain, CT 06051
Dear Sir or Madam:
My name is Kenneth Snipps and I need your help.
I am a writer and researcher of unexplained phenomenon, and have been doing so for twenty years. But today, while I was talking with my neighbor Mr. Biggs, about an article I am writing, he asked me if I had obtained my poetic license. When I told him no, he went on to explain that I have to fill-out a bunch of forms, pay a fee, and you guys will mail me my poetic license.
Will that make me current with you? Or do I owe you for the past twenty years? Would it matter if I mentioned that my work almost never rhymes?
Please let me know because this has me nervous and twitching.
Thank you for reading and responding to my letter.
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