Poetic License

Sending this letter out Saturday…

New Britain Public Works Department
27 W Main St # 501
New Britain, CT 06051

Dear Sir or Madam:

My name is Kenneth Snipps and I need your help.

I am a writer and researcher of unexplained phenomenon, and have been doing so for twenty years. But today, while I was talking with my neighbor Mr. Biggs, about an article I am writing, he asked me if I had obtained my poetic license. When I told him no, he went on to explain that I have to fill-out a bunch of forms, pay a fee, and you guys will mail me my poetic license.

Will that make me current with you? Or do I owe you for the past twenty years? Would it matter if I mentioned that my work almost never rhymes?

Please let me know because this has me nervous and twitching.

Thank you for reading and responding to my letter.

Your friend,

Kenneth Snipps

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