THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!

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For the last twelve months my website has been under constant attack from Russian hackers. I do not know why they have selected me out of the millions of other websites on the world wide web, but they did. My comments sections were under daily assault with an endless barrage of posts proclaiming the superiority of Oakley sunglasses and Louis Vuitton bags.

When I made changes to the rules for comments to limit their posts, our membership was bombarded with registrations for people who’s names had no vowels and an email address that ended in .RU – I was deleting nearly twenty (20) an hour. They must really like those sunglasses.

Anyway, the point of the post is to say that membership to the site has been closed. No new members will be allowed. Any member-only content will now be posted to the main site. My security team (Toby) assures me that no personal data was compromised, and even if it was, he wouldn’t worry about it.

I am now going to sit down and write a letter to Vladimir Putin.

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KennyTHE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!