Theodore Roosevelt


Theodore Roosevelt is probably the most amazing person to have ever lived.

He was a writer, explorer, historian, and naturalist. He was also the 26th President of the United States.

Once, while giving a campaign speech, he was shot. Theodore Roosevelt laughed, and continued with the speech for an hour and half more, with a bullet hole in him.


This is how Theodore Roosevelt responded to being shot.

Did you know he climbed Mount Rushmore and punched his image into the stone with his bare hands?


No tools, just knuckles.

He stopped an earthquake with a stern look.

He punched out a tornado.

There was literally nothing he couldn’t do.

That’s why I am writing a screenplay about him, and I am going to cast Ron Swanson to play him.


It’s going to be perfect.

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