My apologies to anyone disappointed by my absence from the scheduled book reading on Friday night in Bristol. Below is the letter I dispatched with one of my associates.
KENNETH SNIPPS PO BOX 9411 FORESTVILLE CT 06011-9411
156 School Street
Bristol, CT 06010
May 17, 2013
Dear Sir or Madam:
My name is Kenneth Snipps and I need your help.
On May 7th, I made a commitment to appear at the Summer Open Mic Series at The American Clock & Watch Museum, to read from my upcoming book.
I regret to inform you I will be unable to attend the event because my friend Toby and I are currently tubing down the Pequabuck River in pursuit of the Forestville Sasquatch – unless it turns out to be Barbara Deavers’ sheep dog again.
At any rate, because I take my commitments seriously, I have asked someone to fill-in for me at the event. Please, if possible allow for him/her/them (I haven’t figured out who is covering for me yet, but you will know because he/she/they are currently standing in front of you).
I hope you will not be mad at me about this. I promise to make it up to you by bringing over cookies the next time I bake some.
Thank you for reading my letter.
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